house calls

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Dreamer (Generic Zoner) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 6:28:24

Howard was feeling guilty all day long. No matter how he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

Every once in a while he'd hear a soothing voice trying to reassure him - "Howard, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients and you won't be the last."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality -"Howard, you're a veterinarian."

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 03-Nov-2009 20:04:36

lol; gross but slightly amusing in this context.

Post 3 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 07-Nov-2009 12:40:04

Um ... whoa! All righty then.

Post 4 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 07-Nov-2009 14:02:34

Yuck, but funny, so long as it's fictional.

Post 5 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Sunday, 08-Nov-2009 1:29:22

Oh my god! Wow!

Post 6 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Sunday, 08-Nov-2009 1:48:01

hahhahahahaha wow..

Post 7 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Monday, 09-Nov-2009 5:14:23

JustWow!
Lol!